matturday:

so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned

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i wonder who looks at my blog and says god i wish you’d follow me

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orochimochi:

so i went to go get a drink and…

THERE IS A FURBY IN THE VENDING MACHINE

DO YOU THINK THIS IS SOME SORT OF GAME

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